Semaforo? No grazie, siamo in India!


By Freddy

Molto carino...è in inglese, ma credo si capisca piuttosto bene! Buona visione! P.S: deserve significa meritare.
By Freddy

Ebbene sì ragazzi miei...avete letto proprio bene!
Attenzione alla cacchetta dei vostri cani, e in bocca al lupo con le mogli...

Freddy

Momenti di pura felicità...ci sarà presto un seguito? Sorfrena e robran si augurano di sì!
Freddy

Love actually

Sergio questo è per te...sia perchè è una bella scena, sia perchè...beh lo sai dai!

La vita secondo...

...HOMER!

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"D' oh!"

"D'oh! Nuts! ... Mmm, donuts... "

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? "

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• "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
• "Ahh, my beer! Oh, you never even had a chance to become my urine! "
• [drunk] "Guess how many boobs I saw today! Fifteen! "
• [drunk] "Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him! "
• "Now, son, you don' t want to drink beer. That' s for daddies, and kids with fake IDs. "
• "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. "
• "To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

• "Get lost, Flanders. "
• "Stupid, sexy Flanders! "
• "You su-diddly-uck, Flanders. "
• "Lousy rotten no-good Flanders. "
• "Stupid Flanders! You're a genius.

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• "I believe children are the future... unless we stop them now! "
• "I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, 'Yes!' "
• "I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten."
• "I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping bag..." [abandoning] "Nyeh, goodnight."
• "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."
• "Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"
• "Help me, Jebus, help me!"
• "Good-bye, Lisa. Remember me as I am: Filled with murderous rage! "

• "If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV."
• "I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! "
• "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!"
• "I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am! "
• "The Internet? Is that thing still around? "
• "I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is, and it's me."
• "If we wanna see Japanese people, I would've gone to the zoo."
• "If something is hard to do, it is not worth doing. "[seen on a poster]
• "It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff. "
• "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
• "Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose. A reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! "
• "Marge, I'd kill for you! Please ask me to kill for you. "
• "Marge, it's 3am. Shouldn't you be baking? "
• "My father never believed in me! I'm not gonna make the same mistake. From now on I'm gonna be kinder to my son and meaner to my dad. "
• "Now for the easiest job for any coach... the cuts. "
• "Now that happy moment between the time the lie is told and when it is found out."
• "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible: 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! According to this, everybody's a sinner! Except for this guy. "
• "Oh, Dad, you and your stories. 'Bart broke my teeth. The nurses are stealing my money. This thing on my neck is getting bigger.' "
• "Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells.' Now let's go to the... building... where our beds and TV...is. "
• "Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close. "
• "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of people know that. "
• "Oh, save me, Jebus! "
• "Operator! Give me the number for 911! "
• "Our kids keep getting smarter. If we have another kid, he could invent a time machine to go back in time and prevent us from having kids."
• "Pffft. Who needs English? I'm never going to England. "
• [upon meeting aliens] "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! "
• "Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
• "We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. "
• "What's wrong? House ran away? Dog on fire? "
• "When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
• ""Who is Fonzie?" Don't they teach you anything at school? "
• Homer: "All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to slowly killing you with beer."Brain:" It's a deal!" THANK YOU HOMER...!!!
• By Sergio Nap